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Archive for September, 2007
When a Windows application crashes, and Windows wants to send a report to Microsoft, do you instinctively click on “send”? You might want to rethink that, when you look at a bug report filed for Totem on Gnome. Titled “Bug 472370 – crash in Movie Player: starting new mpeg”, the report starts innocently enough, listing conditions as the video player application started up. Then we get to what the user was watching at the time:
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/aroma milk lactating preg porn.movstarting
xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/aroma milk lactating preg porn.movstarting
xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/Paola Rey - Little Miss Innocent.mpgstarting
xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/Cum slut helps 16 strangers make 18 yo blonde pregnant - xxx adult porn sex fucking creampie gangbang babymaker tits oral felatio bj blowjob.mpgstarting xterm -e mpla
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/Girl in Yellow Lab Studios Tanning Bed Busted and Forced to Fuck and Suck Janitor Gag Gang Rape, Anal Pain, Worldtaker Pro.SeXiuN.mpgstarting xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/Jhene-D.O.G.mpgstarting xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/Exploited Moms Housewife.mpgstarting xterm -emplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/private farm video - extremely perverted animal sex porno!!!!!!!!.mpegstarting xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/Cum slut helps 16 strangers make 18 yo blonde pregnant - xxx adult porn sex fucking creampie gangbang babymaker tits oral felatio bj blowjob.mpgstarting xterm -e mpla
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/Paola Rey - Little Miss Innocent.mpgstarting
xterm -e mplayer $URL$ xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/A Sharks.Tale. (Excellant Quality).mpgstarting xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/aroma milk lactating preg porn.movstarting
xterm -e mplayer $URL$
xterm -e mplayer /home/tom/Video/private farm video - extremely perverted animal sex porno!!!!!!!!.mpegDOUBLE-CLICK: 400 --> -1 THRESHOLD: 8 --> -1 xiTK received SIGSEGV signal, RIP.Next time, you might want to clear your cache before filing any bug reports.
From the nation that brought us tentacle porn and burusera comes more sexual seaside amusements:
Apparently once out of the water a moray becomes less aggressive. So you can force its mouth open with your hands, and then stick in your cock and let it chew on your chin-chin. Of course you can’t actually call that sex either; it’s only oral sex. Or as an Italian fisherman might croon, “That’s a moray!”
Probably not true, but you know you want it to be.
